You look lovely today.





Are you considering hurting yourself?





boopers booping.


If I saw someone tipping that badly I might just slap them because holy freakin crap.


  1. vibev said: Totally understandable. Contemptible asswarts like him are one of the reason everything is so fucked up with the economy right now.
  2. pbandfluff said: I’ve literally dumped out my whole wallet to find enough money IN CHANGE to give my waiter at least 15% tip because shit, THAT’S WHAT YOU DO. Fuck.
  3. three3littlebirds said: that restaurant is near my house. I kind of want to go stalk that server and tip her well now just to make up for that asshole.
  4. kbs-was-here said: Additionally, I feel like a selection of the population tends to become total exaggerated assholes when they go out to eat.
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